uh oh, better hope the creationists don’t catch wind of this
the future of advertising
in middle earth, maintenance needs for tall people are not a high priority
the new line of “smart” washing machines. As soon as you switch the water temperature to hot, it starts rejecting your coins.
this imposter will not be tolerated
suffering from a severe case of hobbit foot
apparently you used to be able to buy a person for $20. nowadays $20 only gets you a drawing of a person.
SPOILER ALERT: looks like they find the sub
keep your family and friends close this holiday season
“yes, this is him. can i please ask who’s calling? the 90s? you want your style back?”
how did i forget to steal this book?
and the hippies from mars
this is why parents need to be more decisive in their wills when bequeathing property to their children